Karina Smirnoff was on the beach, with Brad Penny

You know, it’s a good thing we have celebrities to prove to us that even though it’s Winter and the weather sucks where many of us live, there are still places like the Turks and Caicos Islands where people with lots of money can go and play on the beach in bikinis. Without people like Dancing with the Stars’ Karina Smirnoffwe wouldn’t properly know much to hate our lives. By the way, when did Karina start dating Cardinals pitcher Brad Penny anyway (the guy she is playing catch with)? And how does that dude pull so much trim? Oh yeah. He’s a rich athlete. Duh. My bad.

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