Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez break up

Maybe it was the steroids, maybe it was the pictures of himself on a horse, or maybe Arod pulled a “Tiger Woods”

Either way, actress Kate Hudson and the baseball star have called it quits.

The sighting comes just as reports have hit the Internet via GossipCop claiming that Miss Hudson and Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez have mutually called it quits.

Having never really officially confirmed their coupledom, the twosome were together throughout the entire summer, with a friend telling of the news, “Wow, they were happy a week ago.”

I’m not a relationship expert nor do I know the ins and outs of Hudson and Arod’s soiree, but I’m going to take a guess here and say they broke up because Arod is an enormous tool.

See sometimes, and I stress sometimes, chicks are stupid. Especially the hot ones. They go for guys that are athletic, have good bodies and are full of themselves.

Instead, they should be going for fat, out of shape guys who are down on their luck.

So basically, me.

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