Kate Hudson really loves the Yankees

A. Isaac Senior Editor

tnhudson6 Kate Hudson really loves the Yankees

A few months back I took my wife to see Inglorious Basterds. Great movie by the way. But she really wasn’t fond of guys bludgeoning each other with baseball bats.

I know, what’s wrong with her right?….(that’s a complicated question).

Anyways, as revenge for that, I was forced to sit down and watch Bride Wars with her. Now, in my 29 years of existence, I have endured a lot of pain and anguish. Be it physical, emotional, and mental….

I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt, that the 1.5 hours I spent watching that were the worst moments of my life. I immediately lost my man card and I believe I was secretly transformed into a eunuch.

From that moment forward, I have vowed to hate every woman from that movie with every fiber of my being.

Kate Hudson in particular makes it very easy for me to hate her. Not only is she a sucky actress but now she is dating that tool A-Rod and roots for the Yankees. That’s like the triple cocktail of death.

(I will give her credit though. She does look great from the back. )

But luckily for me and every other Yankee hater out there, they looked awful on offense yesterday.  Well that or Cliff Lee is that just that damn good.  Oh yea, and A-rod was 0-4 with 3 strikeouts.  Suck on it Kate.

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