Kim Kardashian has already moved on from Reggie Bush

Posted by A. Isaac on March 26th, 2010 at 2:36 pm

It’s been a pretty big week for the former sex tape star. On Wednesday, South Park obliterated her family in “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerBalls”. An episode that featured her entire family getting assassinated for being phonies. And now, just days after rumors her and Reggie Bush parted ways, she is hooking up with soccer star Wayne Bridge of Manchester city.

The pair have been swapping texts ever since and plan to meet when Kim – daughter of a millionaire lawyer – flies to London next week.

A pal of the Manchester City ace said last night: “They met while Wayne was cheering himself up on a lads’ night out and got on like a house on fire.

“They exchanged texts, have been in touch ever since and will be hooking up when Kim comes to the UK

As an outside observer, it seems like they haven’t consummated the relationship yet but considering Kardashian’s expertise in the area, it’s only a matter of days. More importantly though, I breathlessly await the Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush sex tape bonanza. While I can’t be sure they made one, I’m willing to bet Kim was stupid enough to get suckered in again. Given that’s her only talent and all.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.