Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce, ending their fake marriage

Posted by Douglas Charles on October 31st, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Where were you when you heard the news?

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her NBA husband Kris Humphries today after a grueling 72 day marriage which netted her somewhere in the neighborhood of $20 million.

Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Of course, she made Kris sign a prenup agreement; to make sure he got his cut of the take from this whole sham, one would assume.

The best quote so far? “On some levels,” says a friend, “she feels like she made a mistake.”

*slowly lowers gun from side of temple*

Can everyone please now join me in hating this woman? And if there were any of you that for even a second thought that this marriage (and the stupid wedding) were real in the first place there are some people who would like to speak with you.

Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce Against Kris Humphries [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian to File for Divorce from Kris Humphries [Us]

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.