KIM KARDASHIAN TEACHES YOU 7 WAYS TO BEING A BASKETBALL FAN

Posted by A. Isaac on April 9th, 2009 at 7:30 am

Last night, Kim Kardashian and Brittny Gastineau made their way over to Madison Square Garden to catch the basketball game.

I never knew that celebrity débutantes did anything but stare at themselves in the mirror and pose for the paparazzi. But apparently Kim is a big sports fan…seriously, just ask Reggie Bush..

Anyways, here’s 7 pics of Kim teaching you how to be a loyal basketball fan….

Ogle the hot chick on the dance team…

Waste money on stupid fan paraphernalia…

Mark up the court with your high heels…

Take dumb pictures and videos of yourself that you’ll regret later (she has experience in that department)…

Make nice with the crowd by flashing a peace sign…

Teach your friend Brittny how to use a camera…

and finally…

Look away when the pervert next to you is undressing you with his eyes…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.