Kim Kardashian’s butt needs armored limo for Super Bowl

Posted by A. Isaac on January 27th, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Ok, Ok….It’s not just her butt that needs armor, its her entire plastic self. We, as the human race, have failed miserably today.

From Yahoo’s Shutdown Corner:

TMZ.com has confirmed with limousine manufacturer Armor Horse that Kardashian — the girlfriend of New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush(notes) — will be chauffered around Miami next week in a tank/limo hybrid featuring bulletproof windows and composite ballastic panels.

I’m not fully comprehending the whole bulletproof windows thing. If she’s scared of things penetrating the car, why doesn’t she just stick her booty out the window? Because that’s totally impenetrable….

Wait, I think I got my vocabulary mixed up here (damn you sixth grade). I thought impenetrable meant letting some dude make a sex tape of you as he ravaged you from behind.

I’m obviously mistaken…My bad!

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.