Kris Humphries was told Mitt Romney won by a devious cabbie
Kris Humphries’ marriage to Kim Kardashian lasted only 72 days. Apparently, that was long enough to turn him into a complete moron. At approximately 8pm last night, while the rest of the country waited on pins and needles for election results and while polling places furiously tallied up votes, an omniscient cab driver delivered breaking news to Mr. Humphries.
My cab driver told me Romney won.Can I trust this?
— Kris Humphries (@KrisHumphries) November 7, 2012
No idea who this anonymous cabbie is but Nate Silver should probably give him a call. As for Humphries, he should realize his smart phone has capabilities far beyond Twitter, sexting and Instagram. A simple check of any news website would have revealed far more info than his friendly neighborhood cab driver.