Kris Johnson makes MLB debut, grabs his weiner

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Maybe Kris Johnson was nervous, maybe he needed to pee, maybe he needed to adjust his jock. Whatever the reason, Kris Johnson made his MLB debut memorable.

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Johnson was called up an hour before game time. With no position players left, the Pirates were forced to use the 6’4″ reliever in a pinch hitting role.

It didn’t go well. He awkwardly struck out to end the game.

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We often hear great stories of MLB debuts–the home run in the first at-bat, striking out the first batter, the diving grab in the field, etc…

Well, Kris grabbed his weiner and struck out. How do you like them apples?

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