
Goodbye Kwame.
Don’t let my f**ckin cupcake toe hit you on the way out.
Oh yea, even though you are only going to jail for like 4 months, I hope its federal pound me in the ass prison.
You are a cheater
You are a liar.
You are a stealer.
And more than likely, you are a killer.
I hope you get the OJ treatment….meaning, I hope restaurant owners won’t serve you when you and your entourage walk in.
I hope you get sued for every last dime you own.
I hope that you think you got a good deal out of this but then still end up guilty for assaulting the police officer.
On behalf of every Detroiter and suburbanite, I say
SUCK MY BALLS!
**Update**
The deal calls for Kilpatrick to plead guilty to two felony counts of obstruction of justice by committing perjury, agreeing to serve four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years’ probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.
And resign as mayor immediately









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