Lacrosse halftime show includes lap dances

A. Isaac Senior Editor

The Boston Blazers mascot seemed to have a jolly old time during halftime of a recent game. Not sure what organizers were thinking but somebody had the genius idea of lap dances at midfield.

I’m guessing that creative intern is now unemployed.

Parents were obviously upset at the overt sexual display and that forced the Blazers GM to make this statement after the game.

“The Boston Blazers halftime act for Saturday’s game was clearly not executed according to plan. We are extremely disappointed with elements of the halftime show,” he wrote. “We had intended to provide an entertaining and fun halftime environment for our fans and that is not what transpired. The Boston Blazers organization values our fans and have taken their feedback very seriously.”

Not executed according to plan? Was the mascot supposed to bust a nut or something or were the women supposed to be more scantily clad?

I’d really love to know what the original, G-rated version of a lap dance looked like. Janet Jackson pasties perhaps?

Nothing spices up a pro lacrosse game better than the mascot getting a lap dance at halftime [Fark]

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