LeBron James to get free lap dances at Scores if he signs with Knicks

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scores new york LeBron James to get free lap dances at Scores if he signs with Knicks

Well, now LeBron James has some extra incentive for signing with the Knicks in the offseason; a lifetime of free lap dances from Scores.

Via TMZ:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A “LeBron James Day” when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club’s very own steakhouse

See, if I’m LeBron, there is no way I turn this deal down. It’s very possible that LeBron, at some point in his life, could pull an Antoine Walker and wash all his money away in a casino. Sure, that possibility is minute, but suffice to say that NBA players aren’t exactly known to be stalwart financially.

So when James is in his late 60s and collecting Social Security after his entourage went MC Hammer on him, he can still live the high life. Stroll into Scores, order a steak, and get a face full of ti–ies all for the low price of uh, nothing.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some breaking news. Allow me to introduce your newest New York Knick, LeBron James.

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