Lingerie Football League players punished for too much clothing

A. Isaac Senior Editor

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When your sport is famous for showing “bare skin” as opposed to “pig skin”, things like too much clothing aren’t going to go over well with the founders. And that’s exactly what happened to two stars in the Lingerie Football League who donned shoulder pads for recent photo shoots.

Mariam Mortaza, sister of the league founder, recently informed both players involved in a New Times photo shoot that they are now on probation. This is a league where “accidental nudity” clauses are written into every contract and the players are often covered in baby oil before team photo shoots. So what, exactly, did these women do to upset league executives?

During games, the women wear shoulder pads, elbow pads, kneepads, and helmets. But when the women of the LFL are photographed, the league generally has them wear only the satin bra and underwear.

No doubt the woman’s movement took about 20 steps back after this punishment was handed down. And while I feign interest about these poor women who received punishment, I’d really like to know more about these “accidental nudity” clauses.

That might be the greatest contract stipulation I’ve ever heard. I’d love to know how that was worded.

“If during game play your clothes happen to be removed, please try to showcase the exposed body part as much as possible before securing the football or finishing the play in question. Remember our motto, The more T&A, the more we pay”

It’s at this point that I now realize we’ve had far too many words in this post. Shame on me.

Lingerie Football League Puts Star Players on Probation for Wearing Too Much {Broward-Palm Beach Times}

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