Lions take a heaping dump on Thanksgiving

A. Isaac Senior Editor

sitting Lions take a heaping dump on Thanksgiving
Last night I ate ice cream. I am lactose intolerant. I regretted it this morning. The toilet regretted it too.

But as bad as my dump was, it was nothing in comparison to the giant turd the Lions laid at Ford Field today.

Whatever good the Lions did the first 8 games of the year has now come crashing down with three straight losses.

As I have stated before numerous times, this all comes back to that fraud Matt Millen. Wanna know how good Millen is? He traded Dre Bly for George Foster and Tatum Bell. Neither Foster nor Bell played on Thursday even though the backup right tackle Blaine Saipaia got abused time and time again.

Its a joke.

My friend Pat said it very clearly once,

Correct me if I’m wrong, Isaac, but you’re not convicned that the Lions will go anywhere with Millen at the helm. Even if they start 6-0, the wheels will eventually come off.

How right you are Pat, how right you are!

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