Lions take a heaping dump on Thanksgiving

Posted by A. Isaac on November 22nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Last night I ate ice cream. I am lactose intolerant. I regretted it this morning. The toilet regretted it too.

But as bad as my dump was, it was nothing in comparison to the giant turd the Lions laid at Ford Field today.

Whatever good the Lions did the first 8 games of the year has now come crashing down with three straight losses.

As I have stated before numerous times, this all comes back to that fraud Matt Millen. Wanna know how good Millen is? He traded Dre Bly for George Foster and Tatum Bell. Neither Foster nor Bell played on Thursday even though the backup right tackle Blaine Saipaia got abused time and time again.

Its a joke.

My friend Pat said it very clearly once,

Correct me if I’m wrong, Isaac, but you’re not convicned that the Lions will go anywhere with Millen at the helm. Even if they start 6-0, the wheels will eventually come off.

How right you are Pat, how right you are!

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.