LOU HOLTZ SHOULD BE ADMITTED

Good to know that Lou Holtz is still borderline mentally impaired and delusional. I was beginning to get worried that the Hitler reference he made last year would make him tone down his rhetoric a bit.

But alas, he’s still as senile as ever. This time, he has Florida and his beloved Notre Dame in the National Championship game in 2010.

“I don’t think there’s any team on Notre Dame’s schedule that they’re not capable of beating,” Holtz said, projecting himself into 2009.

Uh Lou, is USC still on the schedule? Last I checked, the mighty Irish have lost 7 in a row to them. And your nemesis Michigan State, you haven’t been them in South Bend the last 6 tries.

Lou, just let us know if you forgot to take your pills man. I’m sure someone reading this can help you get more.

In fact, here in Detroit we have a beautiful psychiatric facility that I think you’ll love…

H/t: Spartantailgate

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