
On the morning after they evened their record at .500 for the first time since Opening Day, the Tigers announced some of this season’s most sobering news: Magglio Ordoñez, their cleanup hitter and the defending American League batting champion, is headed to the disabled list.
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Dammit!
Right when things were looking real bright for the Tigers, their best hitter goes to the DL.
When are they going to get some good luck
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