Man lifts witch doctor curse from English soccer team

Posted by A. Isaac on June 23rd, 2010 at 10:18 am

There have been a fair amount of strange stories from this year’s World Cup. None however, have reached this level of bizarre.

Apparently, before the games started, an African witch doctor placed a curse on the English soccer team. Or at least, that’s what Ed Prynn, the Archdruid of Cornwall told everyone. But fear not English fans, he’s there to save the day. By his own account, the enlightening ritual lifted the curse.

“I have lifted the curse put on the England team by a witch doctor in Africa,” he said.

“I felt it was my time to help England so I went to a stone hexagon with a hole in the middle and took the curse with me mentally from the east as I passed through the stone to face the west.

If you feel compelled to dig more into this story, Mr. Edward Prynn has his own website. Unfortunately, my dealer is a little late on my weekly supply of shrooms so I can’t fully comprehend the complexity of his mysticism.

England can now win World Cup after curse placed on team by African witch doctor is lifted by Cornish archdruid {FARK}

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.