MAN STALKS MARIA SHARAPOVA AND BARRY ALVAREZ?

Posted by A. Isaac on December 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 am

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I’ve always told myself, “Isaac, if you’re going to stalk someone, stalk an ugly ass 60 year old guy and one of the hottest female athletes around”

Because sometimes opposites attract right? Isn’t that what Paula Abdul was screaming about?

A former Wisconsin football player was charged Monday with threatening athletic director Barry Alvarez, tennis star Maria Sharapova and their families.

You know, after looking at the pictures a bit longer, I can sorta see the similarities. Alvarez’s belly is somewhat like Sharapova’s cleavage right?

Yea, bellies and boobies are just made of fat anyways.

Its all the same.

And I’m sure if given right light, Barry’s behind can be just as seductive as this…

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Nah, on second thought, I think he’ll just stick to wet t-shirt contests

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.