Marisa Miller sexes up Kentucky Derby; Super Saver prevails

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marisa miller derby 11 Marisa Miller sexes up Kentucky Derby; Super Saver prevails

While I’m sure there are thousands of attractive women at the Kentucky Derby, I can assure you that none of them compare to Marisa Miller. Then again, we’ve known been to hold her in high regard here on Guyism.

As for the actual race, we have no analysis for you. A bunch of horses ridden by extremely short men went around a mud pit at Churchhill Downs and a horse name named Super Saver prevailed. Unfortunately my long shot Homeboykris did not come through. My dreams of getting rich off an animal will have to wait until next week’s cock fight.

UPDATE: Added a super bonus video of Marisa at the Derby.


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