Mark Cuban slept with the Larry O’Brien trophy

Posted by A. Isaac on June 13th, 2011 at 12:30 pm

Mark Cuban was strangely absent from his blog and Twitter for most of the NBA playoffs this year. During the Finals, he didn’t grant anyone an interview and chose not to comment on officiating in one of his few times as owner of the Dallas Mavericks. But yesterday, upon winning the coveted NBA title he’s been dreaming about for years, Cuban unleashed a virtual orgasm upon the internet and airwaves.

The first of which was the epic “punked the sh-t out of Heat fans” video in the post-game last night.

Deep into the wee hours of morning after partying it up at Club Liv in South Beach, Cuban tweeted that he was having a private, sensual moment with the Larry O’Brien trophy.

Mark Cuban Mark Cuban slept with the Larry OBrien trophy

Ah, how cute. You can count on hearing a lot more from Cuban in the coming days and months. You can only keep a man as boisterous as him quiet for so long.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.