Martina Hingis banned from Tennis

Posted by A. Isaac on January 4th, 2008 at 10:08 am

I realize she tested positive for cocaine but doesnt the International Tennis Federation have a duty to not ban the hot players. I mean, if you’re going to ban someone, ban some of those nasty he/shes like Amelie Mauresmo or Venus Williams.

How is tennis supposed to be popular if the hot ones are eliminated. And dont give me the “Im watching it because I love the sport”. You’re watching for the short tennis skirts and a chance to see Maria Sharapova bend over.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.