MEET DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA
A. Isaac 
Good things come in small packages. I swear I’ve heard that before. And when it comes to Dominika Cibulkova, trust me, this rings true.
Standing at 5’3″ and built more like a gymnast than a tennis player, she absolutely trounced Maria Sharapova yesterday at the French Open.
For those of you scoring at home, Cibulkova stands a whopping 12 inches shorter than Maria.
Pretty incredible.
Oh yea, she’s hot too. Trust me, I watched the match. Not because I wanted to but because I was sick of watching re-runs of Saved by the Bell and the Fresh Prince.
Actually, nevermind.
And no, that’s not a tennis ball in her pants….she’s just happy to see me.
Wait, that doesn’t make sense.
I suck today.
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