MEET DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA

Posted by A. Isaac on June 3rd, 2009 at 12:44 pm

dominika cibulkova wimbledon082 MEET DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA

Good things come in small packages. I swear I’ve heard that before. And when it comes to Dominika Cibulkova, trust me, this rings true.

Standing at 5’3″ and built more like a gymnast than a tennis player, she absolutely trounced Maria Sharapova yesterday at the French Open.

For those of you scoring at home, Cibulkova stands a whopping 12 inches shorter than Maria.

Pretty incredible.

Oh yea, she’s hot too. Trust me, I watched the match. Not because I wanted to but because I was sick of watching re-runs of Saved by the Bell and the Fresh Prince.

Actually, nevermind.

And no, that’s not a tennis ball in her pants….she’s just happy to see me.

Wait, that doesn’t make sense.

I suck today.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.