Guyism’s Best Videos Of The Week

Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you.

Wild haymakers thrown during Lingerie Football League game

Who knew the Tampa Bay Breeze and Cleveland Crush were such heated Lingerie Football League rivals. During last week’s game between the two squads, this nasty fight broke out between Tampa Bay’s Julie Rolfe and Cleveland’s Tamar Fennell.

A military dad reads a bedtime story to his daughter via prerecorded video

Technology does a lot to make our lives easier; for example, I was just able to mindlessly browse hundreds of amateur photos of Bibi Jones thanks to the wonders of Twitter. But it’s also good for useful things, like this video of a military dad reading to his daughter via a prerecorded video.

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader audition blooper

Brittany from San Juan, Texas is a lovely gal but she needs to brush up on her politics.

Anchor caught during an inappropriate touch following sexy news story

Why this news station was running a story with b-roll from a strip club, I’ll never know. But I bet this anchor wish the camera had cut to him one second later after getting caught seemingly inappropriately touching himself following this sexy story.

Patrick Swazye’s ‘Pabst Blue Ribbon’ commercial

In an effort to get sales going the right way again, they did what any good company does. They brought in a mega-celebrity to sell their product, and that man was Patrick Swayze. The problem is, no one knew who Dalton/Bodhi was at that point. I don’t want to say this was his first acting appearance, because I would be making that up entirely, but he had yet to star in any movies. Thankfully he went on to become ridiculously awesome so we can cherish this long lost commercial.

Flyers 9-8 loss leads to a lot of butt crack and a man being thrown in a trashcan

The hometown fans were noticeably upset after losing to a Jets team that had yet to win a road game this season. Naturally, that led to this hilarious scuffle in the Philadelphia subway that may or may not include a lot of buttcrack and a man being thrown in a trashcan.

Finally, a supercut of all of your favorite TV shows talking about genitals

In this clip from our friends over at Vulture, you’ll get to see many of our favorite TV actors saying the words “penis” and “vagina” over and over again. Many with great enthusiasm.

Melanie Iglesias’ Halloween-themed flip book is scary hot

For those unfamiliar, Melanie Iglesias was Maxim’s 2010 Hometown Hotties winner, and in the past few months she has a few “flip book” videos. They’re very good. This is her third effort and it features her in Halloween costumes.

Benjy of ‘Howard Stern’ fame wrecks a CNN live shot

‘Howard Stern’ producer Benjy Brock made headlines earlier this year for his hilarious ruination of former NY state rep Anthony Weiner’s press conferences. And now, he’s interrupting a live CNN report about Steve Jobs for..some reason.

Michigan State beats Wisconsin on Hail Mary

For the second straight year, Michigan State provided a last-second win for the ages. Last year, it was “Little Giants”, a fake field goal against Notre Dame in overtime.

Saturday night, it was this Hail Mary touchdown (nicknamed “Rocket”) with no time remaining to defeat #6 Wisconsin 37-31.

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