MICHIGAN AMATEUR GOLFER SINKS 397 YARD HOLE-IN-ONE

Posted by A. Isaac on June 4th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Ben “Crusher” Kruizenga didn’t react. Instead, he stood frozen at the blue tees on the seventh hole at North Kent Golf Course.

Kruizenga had just hammered a 397-yard tee shot — that’s 95 yards longer than Tiger Woods’ average — into the bottom of the cup for a hole in one.

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Can you imagine if he had made that without a witness? Try telling that one to your buddies at the 19th hole…

Wait, hold on, I take that back…you know what’s really weird about this story?

Dude was playing by himself!

You have to be some kind of dweeb to be playing a round by yourself.

Maybe this hole-in-one will resurrect his non-existent social life.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.