MICHIGAN FAN AUCTIONS HIS ALLEGIANCE

Posted by A. Isaac on November 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

newteam MICHIGAN FAN AUCTIONS HIS ALLEGIANCE

How bad has it gotten in Ann Arbor? Well first, head coach Rich Rodriguez was so fed up with the message board fodder that he told fans “to get a life”.

And now the fans are so irate with the poor season Michigan is having and the fact that RichRod hates them so much, that they are selling their UM allegiance on ebay.

Yes folks, for the very cheap price of $81, you can purchase a new team for this sorry UM fan. And by sorry, I mean, everyone knows he’s just trying to make a few bucks.

The seller promises to denounce the University of Michigan and to burn all his Michigan belongings. He’ll even go along if the winning bid is from an OSU fan.

On a side note, whenever I think the human race can’t fall any further, I read stuff like this. All for the almighty buck I guess.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.