Michigan lineman delivers a low blow

Posted by A. Isaac on November 2nd, 2009 at 9:43 am

It was a bad Saturday for the Wolverines. Frankly, its been a bad year for them in general. The 1-6 Fighting Illini absolutely rolled over them in the second half en route to a 38-13 blowout.

And some of the Wolverines didn’t take it too well. Mark Ortmann, an offensive linemen decided when the going got tough, take out your opponents family jewels.

Happens quickly at the :14 second mark but you can clearly see #93 from the Illini walking with a strange limp off the field.

Hell, I’d walk off with a strange limp too. No actually, they’d have to cart me off the field with one of those neck braces on my groin. Shoot me up with morphine too while you’re at it.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.