Wait, Mike Tyson got a jail official pregnant?

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, anytime Mike Tyson opens his mouth, it’s must-listen. Sure, you may have to endure a few minutes about pigeon feeding and perhaps a a story or two about his glory days, but it’s worth the wait. Especially when he drops nuggets like this: “I didn’t talk about getting a prison official pregnant.”

Um, what?

I mean, the man once said he would “fade into Bolivian” so we’re gonna need some clarification here. In an interview with ESPN blowhard Rick Reilly, Tyson casually dropped the pregnant reference in. When asked to elaborate, Tyson replied “…oh, yeah. In prison, stuff happens. But she had no baby.”

Oh Iron Mike, you sexual deviant you. Banging prison guards while on a three-year rape conviction seems oh so appropriate from you. I only hope you serenaded them with your loving rendition of “I can feel it ‘cumming’ in the air tonight.”

Mike Tyson says he impregnated a jail official [USA Today]