Mike Tyson was once c-ck blocked by Brad Pitt

A. Isaac Senior Editor

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Anytime Mike Tyson is out in public telling stories, it’s a must-watch. Despite his inability to construct sentences or even sound mentally coherent, his tall tales are both humorous and frightening. Last night on Conan, Tyson relayed a story about ex-wife Robin Givens. There was a time after their marriage concluded, the two would enjoy coitus in the late night hours. One night while camping out at her house waiting for her to come home, Tyson was shocked to see a man with striking features step out of her vehicle—a man with high cheekbone, a strong jawline, and flowing locks of blond hair. That man was none other than Brad Pitt.

Yes, in his own words, Mike Tyson was cock-blocked by the most beautiful man in the world.