MONTA ELLIS’ MOPED

Posted by A. Isaac on October 28th, 2008 at 7:30 am

Honda 2004 EV Electric Moped Pro 1 MONTA ELLIS MOPED

First of all, that’s a freakin great name for somebody’s fantasy basketball team. That is, I guess, for the 100 or so people who play.

Secondly, and feel free to correct me here but aren’t mopeds for 14 year olds. When I was a kid, the only people I knew who rode mopeds were guys who flunked out of junior high and were using it to deal drugs.

I know Monta looks like a little kid but I’m guessing because of the NBA rules he’s probably of age.

Thirdly, and I’m sure this has been said before, Monta, you’re an idiot.

That is all.

p.s. that’s not his moped…if you thought it was, you’re an idiot too

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