‘My name is Jeff Ireland’ is the best take down in the history of fandom
A. Isaac Bravo to the fine folks at #WAARF for this excellent rap video entitled “My name is Jeff Ireland.” The crew has made a number of hilarious videos in the past, but this, this one is real special.
Dolphins fans’ pain and anguish is on full display with every passing lyric.
HI KIDS, DO YOU LIKE LINEMEN?
DO YOU LIKE PHINS WIDE RECIEVERS, WITH NO CHANCE ON REVIS ISLAND?
WANNA FIRE ME, DO EXACTLY LIKE SEAN DID?
LEAVE THE ROSTER EMPTIER THAN A SUNDAY AT SUN LIFE IS?
EGNEWS DEADWEIGHT, IM TRYING TO GET MY TEAM STRAIGHT
BUT I CANT FIND PLAYMAKERS TO SUPPORT THE QB THAT I JUST TOOK EIGHTH.
AND CHANNING CROWDER SAID
“JEFF IRELAND YOURE A BUTTHEAD”
(uh uh)
“THEN WHYS YOU HAIR RED? MAN YOU BRAIN DEAD”
WELL, SINCE MAY 12TH I TRADED MARSHALL TO SOMEONE ELSE
CONTRADICTING MY ORIGINAL SELF
HE WAS WORTH 2 3RDS I FELT
GOT PISSED OFF AND TOLD A FAN TO GO SCREW OFF
BUT SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE HEARD ME IM SORRY MR. ROSS.
I BUILT THIS TEAM TO FINISH LAST
AND FALL ON ITS ASS
FASTER THAN JJ WATTS CAN BAT DOWN A TANNEHILL PASS
C’MERE FEINGA! (WAIT A MINUTE, THATS OUR DUDE DOG)
I DONT GIVE A CRAP, THE SAINTS CUT JONATHAN AMAYAAAAAAAAAAA!
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