NEW JOB OPPORTUNITES FOR MIKE D’ANTONI

With news that Mike D’Antoni might leave as coach of the Phoenix Suns, Guyism looks at other jobs opportunites for D’Antoni in today’s tough economy…..

He could be…..

A Stunt Double for Actor Tom Skerritt

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Skerritt isn’t getting a lot of work these days, but D’Antoni can re-do some of his action scenes from Top Gun.

A Coach for The And1 Mix Tape Tour

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Hey, they don’t seem to play any defense in that league either. Fits perfectly for Mike D’antoni’s system. The Professor could be the next Steve Nash. Ooh Baby!

A Hollywood Spokesman for Porn Star Mustaches

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Is there a better representative?

Model for John Stockton’s New Clothing Line

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I can see the catch phrase right now, “How to show off your Mooseknuckle”

Coach for the New York Knicks

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Wait, nobody actually wants this job right?



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