NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

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Kenny/Brett Favre

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Every time you think these guys are dead, every time you think you’ve seen them for the last time, every time you think its their last hoorah, they keep showing back up.

Towelie/Ricky Williams
tntowelie NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnrickywilliams NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Towelie can’t last an episode without some weed and apparently Ricky Williams can’t even go a bye week without it.

Cartman/Shaun Rogers
tncartman NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnshaunrogers NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Fat…check
Lazy…check
Huge Head…check

Token/Donovan McNabb
tntoken NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnmcnabb NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

The media is desirous of a token black quarterback.

Chef/Romeo Crennel

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If there’s one man who looks exactly like a South Park character, its Romeo Crennel

Butters/Chad Johnson
tnbutters NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnchad johnson NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Always annoying and looking for attention and yet, just not good enough to be the star of the show.

Mrs. Broflovski/Elizabeth Hasselbeck
tn140px MrsBroflovski NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnhasselbeck NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Nobody wants to hear what they have to say on the political front, but yet, they keep running their mouths.

Jesus/Jon Kitna

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Jesus once came back from the dead. Jon Kitna once came back from a concussion. About the same don’t you think?

Mrs. Cartman/Jessica Simpson

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The town slut and the village idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

Officer Barbrady/Ed Hochuli

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Move along everyone, nothing to see here. No, there was not a fumble on that play.

Jimmy/Tom Brady

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Hey, at the very least Jimmy doesn’t need help from others to get around. He has crutches for that

Mr. Garrison/Chris Cooley

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Confused about your sexuality? Accidentally exposing yourself on the internet. Yea,perfect fit….

Stan/Peyton Manning

tnstan NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERStnpeytonmanning NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Always there and always a star of the show.

Timmy/Terrell Owens

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One has special needs. The other one is just “special”. You tell me which ones which.

Kyle/Joey Harrington

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Positive even when he doesn’t need to be but eventually his personality wears out on you.

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