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NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Posted by A. Isaac on October 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

Kenny/Brett Favre

tnkenny NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnbrettfavre NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Every time you think these guys are dead, every time you think you’ve seen them for the last time, every time you think its their last hoorah, they keep showing back up.

Towelie/Ricky Williams
tntowelie NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnrickywilliams NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Towelie can’t last an episode without some weed and apparently Ricky Williams can’t even go a bye week without it.

Cartman/Shaun Rogers
tncartman NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnshaunrogers NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Fat…check
Lazy…check
Huge Head…check

Token/Donovan McNabb
tntoken NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnmcnabb NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

The media is desirous of a token black quarterback.

Chef/Romeo Crennel

If there’s one man who looks exactly like a South Park character, its Romeo Crennel

Butters/Chad Johnson
tnbutters NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnchad johnson NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Always annoying and looking for attention and yet, just not good enough to be the star of the show.

Mrs. Broflovski/Elizabeth Hasselbeck
tn140px MrsBroflovski NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnhasselbeck NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Nobody wants to hear what they have to say on the political front, but yet, they keep running their mouths.

Jesus/Jon Kitna

tnjesus NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnjonkitna NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Jesus once came back from the dead. Jon Kitna once came back from a concussion. About the same don’t you think?

Mrs. Cartman/Jessica Simpson

tnmrscartman NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnjessicasimpson NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

The town slut and the village idiot. Has a nice ring to it.

Officer Barbrady/Ed Hochuli

tnofficerbarbrady NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnedhochuli NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Move along everyone, nothing to see here. No, there was not a fumble on that play.

Jimmy/Tom Brady

tnjimmy NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tntombrady NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Hey, at the very least Jimmy doesn’t need help from others to get around. He has crutches for that

Mr. Garrison/Chris Cooley

tnmr garrison1 NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnchriscooley NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Confused about your sexuality? Accidentally exposing yourself on the internet. Yea,perfect fit….

Stan/Peyton Manning

tnstan NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS tnpeytonmanning NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Always there and always a star of the show.

Timmy/Terrell Owens

timmy 1 NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS terrell owens 1 NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

One has special needs. The other one is just “special”. You tell me which ones which.

Kyle/Joey Harrington

tnkyle NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS harrington 1 NFL PLAYERS, OFFICIALS, AND WAGS AS SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS

Positive even when he doesn’t need to be but eventually his personality wears out on you.

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