O.J. Simpson reportedly beaten unconscious in prison (Update: Nevada Department of Correction denies story)
A. Isaac O.J. Simpson, who is serving nine years for an armed robbery in 2007, was reportedly beaten unconscious in prison by a much younger skinhead. The National Enquirer’s exclusive on the story includes details as to why the confrontation occurred. 
Inmates cheered as a muscular young skinhead knocked him to the ground, punching and kicking him to a bloody pulp and inflicting injuries so severe he secretly spent nearly three weeks in the infirmary before he recovered.
The humiliating beating left 63-year-old Simpson in agony – and threw him into a spiral of depression so deep that he’s now afraid to venture out of his cell, divulge sources.
Unknown to the former NFL star, The Juice has been a marked man behind bars ever since white supremacists overheard him brag about his sexual conquests of beautiful white women.
“Unfortunately for O.J., a group of young skinhead punks were within earshot – and they were enraged,” Simpson’s former business partner Bruce Fromong told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive blockbuster interview.
Listen, I’ve never done any time in the clink but I think it would probably be a bad idea to take about banging and killing white bitches in front of some crazy skinheads. Then again, it’s the Juice–dude isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the box. This is the same guy whose alibi for a murder was some crazy, drugged-up actor who lived in his house and who literally left about a pint of his blood at the scene of the crime.
Oh yea, and that whole glove thing.
Our very own Will Brinson did his due diligence and made a call to the Nevada Department of Corrections and surprise, surprise, there’s no truth to the story. According to the spokesman, “no truth whatsoever” to OJ Simpson story. “He’s perfectly fine and healthy”. And that folks is what we get for believing the National Enquirer
OJ BEATEN UNCONSCIOUS IN BRUTAL PRISON ATTACK! [National Enquirer]
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