ODDS, NFL STYLE

With the Mega Millions jackpot reaching 252 million tonight, there is lots of talk around here about odds….Granted, you’re much better off taking your 50 bucks and dropping it off at the slots in Greektown than buying 50 lottery tickets; but that’s neither here nor there….

So with all the talk about cashing in on long odds, we decided to give you “Odds, NFL style”…

Which of these are more likely to happen…

1. The Detroit Lions go 0-16 vs. The NE Patriots going 16-0?

2. Brett Favre re-re-retires again at the end of the season vs. Brett Favre returning to GB next year?

3. A Vick/PETA Public Service Announcement vs. Stallworth/MADD Public Service Announcement?

4. Mike Singletary moons his team for motivation vs. Bill Belichick using a spy cam?

5. A Romo/Simpson rekindling or a Bush/Kardashian rekindling?

6. Ocho Cinco kicks a game winning field goal vs. Ocho Cinco tweeting during a play?

7. Number of wins for Kyle Orton in Denver vs. Number of wins for Jay Culter in Chicago?

8. A Hank Bassett/Kendra Wilkinson sex tape vs. a Brady/Gisele sex tape?

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