OK, MAYBE THAT’S A FACEMASK

Posted by A. Isaac on November 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am

culpepper OK, MAYBE THATS A FACEMASK

Yesterday, I was debating watching the second half of the Panthers-Lions game or masturbating. Thankfully, for you the readers I chose the former. Who knows where this story could have gone otherwise….

Anyways, I’m not one to give the Lions any credit for the way they’ve played this season. 0-10 speaks for itself.

But down 2 and attempting a 2 point conversion, Daunte Culpepper was about to score and his head was violently ripped backwards. It was one of those situations where it was a no-brainer.

But alas, no penalty. I guess good things happen to good teams and bad teams are left with masturbating fans…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.