Ole Miss quarterback arrested for stealing swimsuit

A. Isaac Senior Editor

spring break swimsuit 285x214 Ole Miss quarterback arrested for stealing swimsuit

You can’t really blame Evan Ingram of Ole Miss too much. With spring break coming up, you need to look your best on the beach, even if it means shoplifting a $60 swimsuit from the local mall.

That’s right, Ingram, one of Ole Miss’ reserve quarterbacks was arrested on Monday night and charged with misdemeanor theft and resisting arrest. All over some swim trunks.

A Jefferson Parish, La., sheriff’s deputy working security at a department store at 3301 Veterans Boulevard in Metairie, La., saw Ingram and another man, Wayne Ingram, enter a fitting room area with clothing, according to sheriff’s department records. When the officer confronted Wayne Ingram, Evan Ingram fled but was apprehended by security officers, the arrest record said.

Evan Ingram, 19, was “found wearing a stolen swimsuit beneath (his) outer pants and shorts,” the arrest record said. The value of the goods Ingram was accused to have stolen was $59.50.

Can we back up for a moment here? I may have to ask our style editor here, but who the hell owns a $60 pair of swim trunks? At best, I think the one I own is like $20 bucks and I use gym shorts as a backup. Sure, maybe it’s not as fashion forward as everyone else, but it’s better than the alternative. Which, of course, is letting my anaconda dangle in my boxers scaring all the women and children away at the local beach.

Well, not all the women, at least not the one’s who have a wandering eye.

Non-scholarship QB Ingram arrested, alleged to have stolen swimsuit [Clarion Ledger]

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