OLYMPIC ATHLETES WHO SHOULD NOT GET MARRIED

Let’s hope for their sake, they never meet up in Olympic Village and decide to elope…

They know which part of the anatomy is most important at the

JOHNSON-WANG WEDDING

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These two will probably have a sweet tooth at the

HERSEY-KISS WEDDING

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Let’s keep it clean folks at the

GEY-BUTT WEDDING

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Music won’t be an issue at the

HIPP-HOPP WEDDING

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This couple won’t ever need Viagra at the

HARD-COX WEDDING

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Let’s hope this couple won’t need gastric bypass later on in life at the

CHARLES-WEISS WEDDING

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These two must get sore muscles everyday at the

DALY-BENGUE WEDDING

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Talk about opposites attract at the

SMART-DUMAIS WEDDING

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We all have our nicknames for our stuff but this is going a little too far at the

KING-DICK WEDDING

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