OOPS! THAT’S NOT FOR TV

By now you’ve seen the illicit picture of Vikings TE Visanthe Shiancoe and his male member. Apparently, Fox forgot that some dudes like to parade around the locker room like its their house.

But you know what really bothers me about this stuff (outside of seeing a dude’s dong on Deadspin), is that you never see “accidents” like this in women’s sports.

The best we’ve gotten so far in the modern era is Brandi Chastain and her sports bra and Janet Jackson with a pastie.

With all due respect to these two otherwise ugly ladies, that just doesn’t cut it for me.

Why can’t we get a live interview with some butch LPGA golfer in the locker room with a Natalie Gulbis walking topless by?

Why can’t Sue Bird have a wardrobe malfunction during a WNBA game?

Is that too much ask?

I hate to say it but this reeks of sexism.

For equality purposes, I demand to see a half naked women by the end of the week from Fox.

I’ll also accept another lesbian scene on House with Olivia Wilde if thats the only other choice.

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