Oregon quarterback Darron Thomas points to his brain
A. Isaac You’re often told as a kid to be cautious of how deep you stick that q-tip into your ear. And as for other facial orifices, it seems quite self-explanatory that the farther you go in, the more likely you are to scrambling your own brain.
Apparently, Oregon Ducks quarterback Darron Thomas was not very attentive as a child. I guess this sorta explains those two inexplicable interceptions early in yesterday’s game. Dude had to recover after putting himself in a self-induced coma.
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