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Rory McIlroy hit a 436-yard drive today. Here’s video.

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Rory McIlroy hit a 436-yard drive today. Here’s video.

Last year, I hit a 275-yard drive during a scramble with friends. I celebrated Happy Gilmore style, rode my driver like a goddamn pony—dropped my pants on the tee box, shook my wang at everybody. That was probably an over-the-top reaction. Today, Rory McIlroy hit a

Here’s perhaps the saddest display of fandom of 2014

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Here’s perhaps the saddest display of fandom of 2014

Desperate bros dressed in LeBron jerseys at an Indians game–man, this is so, so sad. This is just unbelievably depressing. Can you imagine that city when LeBron drops the bomb on them—says he’s returning to Miami? Oh God, the horror.

Can we get a citywide cam