Pedobear invades the Jerry Sandusky trial courthouse
Chris Spags The Jerry Sandusky trial is a horror show of showers and repressed memories. But a famous Internet celebrity showed up to break up the crippling depression! It’s Pedobear!
According to reports, it’s unclear as to whether Pedobear was there to mock Sandusky or support him. Given that he’s a bear in favor of the exuberant love shown towards Youthful Americans and currently wielding an extremely sad face, I’d say he’s Team Jerry.
Even still, though, he’d probably avoid calling the alleged Sandusky victims “clingy” like Mrs. Sandusky did. “I may do illicit things to children in 4chan images but even I have some respect for victims of abuse,” I imagine Pedobear saying.
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