PEOPLE DRUNKER THAN MIGUEL CABRERA FRIDAY NIGHT

Posted by A. Isaac on October 6th, 2009 at 6:30 am

In college, I once helped some cops administer sobriety tests. Basically, they put my buddies and I in a room and fed us alcohol. The highest they allowed anyone to get was .15. At that point, not a single person there could pass a sobriety test.

Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 at 6am Saturday morning. Quite an impressive feat to tell you the truth. In fact, I’d bet a majority of people could not even stand at that level.

But hey, Miguel was going to hit a 95 mph fastball that night. Anyways, in honor of Miguel’s extreme drunkenness, we give you

“People drunker than Miguel Cabrera”

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.