PEOPLE DRUNKER THAN MIGUEL CABRERA FRIDAY NIGHT
A. Isaac In college, I once helped some cops administer sobriety tests. Basically, they put my buddies and I in a room and fed us alcohol. The highest they allowed anyone to get was .15. At that point, not a single person there could pass a sobriety test.
Miguel Cabrera blew a .26 at 6am Saturday morning. Quite an impressive feat to tell you the truth. In fact, I’d bet a majority of people could not even stand at that level.
But hey, Miguel was going to hit a 95 mph fastball that night. Anyways, in honor of Miguel’s extreme drunkenness, we give you
“People drunker than Miguel Cabrera”
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