Pervert steals Ole Miss cheerleaders uniform

Is there a fetish crimes task force in Dallas, Texas? They may want to get in on this ASAP

The big Cotton Bowl game is fast approaching this Saturday at Cowboys Stadium as Ole Miss takes on Oklahoma State University.

For many, it’s a chance of a lifetime to play or participate in a major bowl game, but Gretchen Hodges isn’t cheering about it right now.

The Ole Miss varsity cheerleader had her uniforms and gear stolen from a sport utility vehicle that was parked outside her home in the Lakewood area of Dallas.

Sure, it may not have been a pervert that stole a cheerleaders uniform out of Ole Miss cheerleaders car, but I’m playing the odds here.

I’m not sure there is really a high price on the street for one of those.

That is, unless, there are guys out there who want their wives to recreate that scene in History of Violence where Maria Bello sports that cheerleader outfit.

Shut up, like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

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