Rather than doing something silly like playing in the Euro 2008 tournament, which begins tomorrow, for which his England team failed to qualify, Peter Crouch is in the Caribbean with his turbo-hot girlfriend Abbey Clancy. Some people cope with negative things by using drugs and alcohol, Peter does it by looking at his hot WAG’s ass. Ah, the life of a professional athlete…

Much like Dion Phaneuf, Peter Crouch is taking full advantage of his status as an athlete. If only more players would follow this route, rather than the ways of the Chris Henry’s and Pacman Jones’, the world of sports would be a much better and sexier place.
UPDATE: Abbey decided that she had had enough with her bikini top and took it off. See here…
UPDATE: Come to find out The Spoiler has way better pics than me. Damn them…















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