BREAKING: Peyton Manning will retire…according to Rob Lowe

Posted by A. Isaac on January 18th, 2012 at 3:49 pm

Peyton Manning’s NFL career is over, tweets C-level actor Rob Lowe. Yes, the man who famously filmed a threesome while campaigning for Michael Dukakis just broke perhaps the biggest sports story of the decade. Cue Kim Kardashian breaking news of Newt Gingrich dropping out of the race.

Rob Lowe BREAKING: Peyton Manning will retire...according to Rob Lowe

Since, Wikipedia is down (boo SOPA), here’s a brief filmography of the venerable Rob Lowe (actually, these are just my personal favorites).

The Outsiders: Sodapop Curtis
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me: Young Number Two
Austin Powers in Goldmember: Middle Number Two
The West Wing: Sam Seaborn
Brothers & Sisters: Senator Robert McCallister
Parks and Recreation: Chris Traeger

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.