Philip Rivers as Chachi from Happy Days

There are a lot of words that could describe Philip Rivers.

Cocky perhaps? Maybe douchebag fits too. But somehow those words dont entirely grasp the aura of Mr. Rivers.

Its almost a cross between “guy who got picked on when he was little” and “angry drunken frat guy”. After discussing this with some friends yesterday, it has been decided that one words fit Rivers to a T.

CHACH!

What? You never heard that word before? Ok fine, lets travel over to our good friends at urbandictionary.com to see what they have to say on the matter.

According to them, Chach may have its origins on the hit show Happy Days.

Possibly Derived from: The character Chachi played by actor Scott Baio on the television programs Happy Days (1974-1984)and Joanie Loves Chachi(1982-1983).

Urban Dictionary continues with its definition…

Definition: Noun-A person (usually male)who attempts to exhibit a cool and popular look but generally comes across as either an asshole and/or a total loser.

Picture pilfered from Kissing Suzy Kolber

Behavioral Patterns: Tends to bitch out when extreme situations present themselves. Provokes animosity in more enlightened individuals.

Special Abilities: Being able to piss off peers in close proximity by doing absolutely nothing.

What to do if encountered: Keep a cool head. A chach’s main weapon is annoyance. They are insecure and have a weak sense of pride.

And there you have it folks….Picture and video evidence of the biggest chach in sports today, Philip Rivers. Good luck next week Phil as the Patriots hand it to you. Oh wait, you might not even play because you pulled a Grammatica yesterday

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