Rachel Uchitel has three big reasons to be famous

Nice to see that the ‘original’ Tiger Woods mystery meat Rachel Uchitel isn’t letting all this hoopla surrounding her stop her from hitting the gym to keep her assets in top form. Of all the babes Tiger has allegedly nailed so far I am putting Rachel at the top of the list based on the way she looks in a thong bikini and in Spandex. If Hugh Hefner hasn’t already locked her down to pose for Playboy, then the old man really should be put out to pasture pronto. Now there’s an issue of the magazine that I’d be sure to not buy wait for the pics to hit the Internet and get excited about.

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