I have come to the conclusion that if you play sports and are NOT from the U.S. you are required by law to have a sexy wife or girlfriend that likes to wear bikinis. Rafael Nadal is no exception. The tennis star’s version is 20-years-old, Spanish, and is named Maria Francisca “Xisca” Perello. Great… now I hate tennis…

Reminder: We will be having a USA vs The World Ryder Cup-type playoff of hot chicks, as soon as I can get the details organized. I will prove once and for all that the United States is radically inferior superior to other countries when it comes to our athletes and their babes. Stay tuned…









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