RED PANTIES WON’T SAVE WIMBLEDON THIS YEAR

Tatiana Golovin

You don’t remember the name? Well, maybe you remember this?

That’s right, last year Golovin dared to push the envelope by wearing red underwear at Wimbledon.

A no-no at the All-England Club.

And considering nobody really watches tennis anymore, it was easily the most exciting thing to happen at Wimbledon since Serena’s last butt shot

And now I have sad news to report…Golovin, who has a nagging lower back injury will not be making her way to Wimbledon this year.

For tennis, which has fallen into the abyss of sports and is only slightly more popular than pocket pool, this is terrible news.

I think I speak for every male, who only watches Tennis for the occasional upskirt and boob shot, when I say,

Get your ass back on the court ASAP Tatiana. The sport desperately needs more players like you.

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