Report: Tiger Woods will return to golf in two weeks

Not only is Tiger reportedly making a comeback at Arnold Palmer’s Bay Hill tournament but he’s also hired Ex-George W. Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer to handle his PR.

“They were in his living room this week going over a strategy for how to handle Bay Hill in two weeks,” one source told The Post.

The other source told The Post, “I would be shocked if he didn’t play the Arnold Palmer.”

Palmer himself reportedly has told some close confidants that Woods is definitely playing Bay Hill. Quietly, the people running the tournament are preparing for a larger-than-usual media crush.

So now we’ll have Tiger answering questions but thanks to the ultimate spin master Ari Fleischer, it won’t even be the questions reporters are asking.

I fully see this White House Press Room-esque scenario happening

Reporter: Tiger, can you tell us about your affairs with the numerous woman who have come forward
Tiger: I love my wife Elin and I’m committed to my marriage

Reporter: What happened on the night of your car accident?
Tiger: My car driving is similar to my golf driving; it can be erratic

Reporter: Any comments on your stay in sex rehab?
Tiger: I never did any performance enhancing drugs or any steroids. I’m insulted that you guys in the media would ask.

Tiger Woods will be back in two weeks {NY Post}

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